I could have died just now. I really could have just
drop dead and not move an inch anymore.
I could have just hit my head so hard on the ground
and pretend to be having memory loss.
I seriously, really, actually could have died from the humiliation.
I officially had my most embarrassing moment of my life.
OH HOLY KEMOLLY was an understatement!
Life have been playing too much tricks on me.
First, you-know-who (or not). Second, you-know-what (or not).
(enter my name here)
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