Have you ever:
1. Forgotten to bring your i/c when you are signing up for a job? And then the friend who was comforting you a minute ago also realised that she does not have her i/c with her?
2. Got lost in the carpark and going from level to level using different lifts at the Shaw House?
3. Been stared at for at least 30mins in the waiting room because you were laughing too much with your friend/exchanging souvenirs?
4. Running around under a shawl because it was raining but then only realised that you have an umbrella when you were already drenched?
5. Signed up for a totally different job right before your interview?
Try it sometime and you'd know what I mean.
I have been laughing so much these days that I really think that I can have kidney failure! Thanks so much to the people who have made me laugh-like-crazy-until-I-feel-like-rolling-on-the-floor, because you have successfully made me forget the situations when "those" people irritate me with their
WTH-
WTF attitudes. Some people just know how to get on your nerves. Even more annoying, they'd act as if they are cute little angels always being by your side.
HAK-
TUIII!
I cannot stand talking to people who get distracted easily. I am the kind of person who needs to (at least) think that you are giving me some of your precious time and attention while I do my story-telling. If you cannot even have any eye contact with me by the time I end my not-so-short stories, then I won't be pleased to continue our conversations further either. Instead, sometimes, I would be even more glad to end our conversation halfway because I want to just get far away from you! That is, if you had notice. Seriously - if you keep getting distracted by anything and everything else, then go settle your pathetic issues first before coming to me. It's not like I am obliged to tell you all that you want to know, or that I am dying to report to you my daily happenings. But since you were asking about it so much, I thought you would then try to listen to me even if nothing goes into that empty space inside your head. But it seems like your attention span is even shorter than anyone I know. Let me warn you again that I am a very impatient person at times. And I have no interest in repeating that particular part of my story again and again, just so that you would know exactly where I left off. Or in this case, where you "un-intentionally" kept on talking to other people while I am desperately trying to end my story.
And FYI, if you are that boring of a person, then please leave me out and do not even bother to ask me out. I have no time or interests to just waste my time without getting anything done. Yes I am having a tight budget too but at least I know enough to make the most of my days out. Even if I did want to do anything boring, I wouldn't be doing the same old same old with same old same old. Don't you ever want to do anything else? You were the one who insists I come up with plans, but you will always have some stupid reactions to every single thing I say. So, if the person I am talking about here feels guilty in any way, then I am so satisfied! I'd feel so accomplished since the end of As, really. Of course, for the sake of "our" friendship, I shall not explicitly describe you in any way.
I can be nice honey, but don't push your luck! I am this close to really being brutally honest :))) p.s. The person I am talking about is not the person 90% of you think it is, if you know who I mean.
Okay, I am done blabbering. Out.
(enter my name here)
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