i realised my posts were all about me. fact is, my world revolves around lots of other people. these people, in particular make my day almost every other day. with their jokes, whether lame, pathetic or simply hilarious never fail to put a smile on my face. so let's me put up some random pictures.
mirror mirror on the wall
who is the funniest of them all?
this is syirin. she idolizes me. (no that's not the point.) i wished she hadn't. she has a very big mouth. sometimes, big enough to get me into trouble.
it was her birthday and the whole family had gathered for her party. we were lining up to get the pizza. she was in front of me and was pissed becasue no one was eating her cake.
Syirin: kakak nurul, my cake not nice issit?
Me: idk, i never even taste. why?
Syirin: oh because i also never taste.
then there was this one cousin whom we always laugh at because of his weirdness. he was trying to cut queue. syirin confronted him.
Syirin: ehh, (hands on hip) don't know how to line up ar? want me to show you?
Cousin: oh SORRY. (but then ignores her and continued cutting the queue.)
Syirin: (getting more pissed) then sorry too! (steps really hard on his foot.)
she got caught by her mother and was about to get scolded.
Mum: eh! why did you do that?
Syirin: what? do what?
Mum: don't act blur. who teach you to do that? so rude!
Syirin: (walks up to the original queue and stood next to me. points straight at me and without any expression, looks at her mum) oh i learn from the best...! (smiles from ear to ear)
i didn't know if i should be proud or should i smack her butt. i just pretended not to hear a thing.
this is jaqim. he needs a more reliable friend than syirin.
Jaqim: kakak nurul, i think i like your family.
Me: aww. thanks! but why?
Jaqim: because i LOVE (spells the word out) the Adam's family. but i think i like the cartoon version better. syirin thinks so too.
i just cracked down laughing.
this is naimi. she idolizes her own sister, nadia who is Pri 5 this year. nadia is in the picture with me and syirin above. nadia has a big mouth just like me. she lughs just like me, or so i was told by my grandmother. naimi loves the camera.
Naimi: eh syirin, actually your cake nice! i like.
Syirin: ok.
Me: eh got one last strawberry on the cake. naimi, we challenge who can get it first.
Naimi: ok you start counting to 3.
Me: ok. 1, 2...
Naimi: just took the strawberry happily). sorry, i couldn't wait. you counted too slowly.
Me: not fair! you cheat sehh.
Naimi: (with a bitchy kind of voice and expression on her face) Winners Keepers Losers Weepers. haha.
this is the RADIOS. our english teacher called us that because we just couldn't stop talking. she said we were like the radio, 24/7 switched on. i think she doesn't even listen to the radio.
RADIOS (acronyms of our names) don't only talk alot, we laugh alot too. trust me, we do. and up till now, if i ever remember those silly jokes we made, i'll still end up laughing just as much.
this is rashidah. she's the daredevil amongst us. she once slept for 24 hours and did not wake up. she said her mom didn't even wake her up. i say she didn't hear her mom wake her up. she has her own sleeping time. once i had to call her to remind her about stg that she needed to do the next day. i looked at the time and ignored the fact that it was her sleeping time.
(phone ringing)
Me: eh rash. are you sleeping?
Rash: (answers sleepily) huh?
Me: are you sleeping???
Rash: mmm
Me: ok nvrm. i need you to blablabla. ok?
Rash: (she replied stg in a language still unknown to man) asdhashcvxcv
Me: oi! you listening or not?
Rash: (more alien alnguage)
Me: ok nvrm later tonight i call you again.
Rash: (silence, followed by an alien word) fdgdf
Me: k bye!
that night i forgot to call. the next day i asked her if she remembered to do what i told her to on the phone.
Rash: do what?
Me: what i told you to on the phone la!
Rash: yesterday? you got call me yesterday?
Me: ya! but i think you were like sleeping.
Rash: but i don't remember talking to you or picking up my handphone!
another photo of RADIOS (without me and diyanah, though.) on the extreme right, you see namirah. the mother of us all. she is the one person who takes care of us just like a mother. and she would scold you like a mother if you make her angry.
once she was accompanying rashidah somewhere and they were about to jaywalk. rashidah was so close to getting hit by a car. after that she was scolded by namirah. she then explains what she had done if rash had an accident.
Namirah: eh rash! you ar! i say don't jaywalk, you want to jaywalk! luckily you didn't get knock down!
Rash: eh relaks la. i'm okay right.
Namirah: eh rash if anything happen to you...
Rash: relaks ar. alamak, you kecoh ar!
Namirah: you know or not, if just you get knock down, firstly, i will cry! because an accident happen to my friend in front of my eyes! second, i will call your mom to tell her that her daughter had been in an accident! third i have to call atiqah! because i have to tell her what happened to you! then i would have to call the rest (of the RADIOS) and tell them also!
by the time she finished what she would have done, you would have noticed tat she still had not call the ambulance, should rash had an accident! oh namirah!
okay by now, i'm too tired to type out what other jokes these people had. so i'll just put up some random pictures! oh and btw, to (i shall not mention names here): i've put up one or two pictures, just for you! haha. (oh yes, you!) to those who are lost, too bad.
damai jalan raya '08
i think they were simply oh-so-jakun!.
they were trying out the smile detector on my camera..
i think he thinks he's cool.
the umbrella boys.
my brother said he was on call with Barack Obama.
Ms. Raihanawati Abdul Razak
This teacher is finallly getting married.
and thanks to the RADIOS, she doesn't need to run away from the fashion police anymore.
we were taking our reflections, but the teacher inside thought we were taking his picture instead.
so he kinda posed, i think.
she makes you oh-so-love secondary sch mathematics.
can you spot a pair of twins? try harder, if you can't.
whatever they were dreaming of, it should be interesting.
and so was my post post. full of pictures and some lame things that happen in my life that i hope can bring some laughter to yours too. lough out loud. ok bye!
(enter my name here)
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